The male roommate brags to his girlfriend that MY dog will do "whatever he tells her". Hmmmmm... While I don't approve of her habit of telling him loudly and frequently to shut up (hardly appropriate when someone is supporting you to do nothing all day), now would have been a good time for that. Just so you know, little boy, my dog will do exactly whatever she pleases. You, on the other hand, are gonna be my bitch. Don't mistake your place in the pack.