Doors, railings and flooring: loosely fastened. Window that's supposed to open easily: IMMOVABLE OBJECT. Who knew acrylic caulking had such incredible tensile strength?

Also, dryer is a piece of garbage and not properly vented to outside. OMG I'M SO SURPRISED!!!!! Not.

(later) Actually, the manufacturers knew. 134 psi. Total estimated strength of seal on my window: at least 4000 lbs. Hmmmmmmm... Not that I can't apply that much strength to it, I'm just not sure the window frame can take it.