So here is my excuse for spending so much time watching Toddlers and Tiaras: I can't find my flash drive, therefore I can't take my project to Staples to print it, therefore I can't edit it. And I refuse to buy a new flash drive because I KNOW I packed the old one and it's here somewhere. But as soon as I have my flash drive and/or a job, I'll be back to my old educated, literate, mentally active self.