There's a crackhead sitting on my bumper. With a cat. Hmmm... Cops or no cops?

Tatelena: Observe n report! I'm starting to love reading the life and times of Elise Marie

Me: He moved on without having to be asked. So did the cat. And I don't know the cops' number here... maybe I should look it up.

Tatelena: Umm I think it might be 911.

Me: 911 is for emergencies... I don't think a crackhead and a cat sitting on a car not doing any harm is an emergency. I notice they got a cool thing though, you know how school buses have those flashing strobe lights on top? Well cabs have them too but they're never on, and it says on the side of the cab "if strobe is flashing call 911". I wish I'd have an emergency beacon on my cab a few times...