Dear Male Roommate: you know, it's not unusual for a man to find some brainless chick, put her up in his house, and provide everything so she never has to lift a finger for herself. Lots of dudes thought of it before you, and that's not why I think you're stupid. The reason you're stupid is that when dudes do that, they pick a chick who makes sure to always look stunning for them and fucks like a banshee. See, because that's what the guy gets out of the deal? Putting up a girl and doing every last thing for her so she can not bathe, not dress, not put out, and call you names all the time is just fucking stupid. So that's why I think you're stupid. That and you don't understand that garbage has to be in the garbage cart for the city to pick it up. Ok, and a few other things. But mostly you're an idiot cause you're not smart enough to pick a chick that puts out.