You know what else I discovered yesterday? That McDonald's across the road from the library has a Sobey's behind it and a <drum roll> Ten Thousand Villages! Now I can get brain food, junk food, regular food and ethical food all at the same bus stop! You rock, Winnipeg! (And also: Lenten worship tonight, swimming Friday, watch cheerleading competition Saturday, church + Elijah Sunday, conservatory Monday. Hell's. Yes.)

Susan: Elijah? Did you mug an old lady for her ticket??

Me: Just about... I phoned one while she was driving. There were "a few extra tickets" released today, and if you could get a hold of this person on her cell, you got one. So I got one.