Roommate's father tries to walk past Her Majesty with the hyper jack russel in tow. Says to daughter "look, she almost bit him." I go look, Her Majesty is lying motionless ignoring them entirely. "Almost bit him?" She doesn't "almost bite". She either bites or she doesn't, and I'd have heard it if she had. I'd like to live in this strange imaginary world other people know where reality doesn't exist.