Roommates' reply to landlady: THEIR dog is sick because he ate MY dog's food so it's my fault. Ummmmmm... So you're saying YOUR dog was in MY room? And that explains why he's roaming the house at night shitting everywhere? And he was made sick by Sissi's healthy fresh food, not by the stuff he can get into when you turn him out alone in the back alley to relieve himself? Right. That makes sense.

Also, roommate is now yelling at her hamsters to shut up. Who the fuck yells at a hamster? And why do you have six pets if all you do is yell at them and ignore their feces?

You know, I should call the girl's mother, not the landlady.