Dilemma: dog finally stopped spazzing out and is falling asleep; I need to brush my teeth which will disturb her. @#$%^&. Damn you, roommates, and your little dog, too!

(later) I guess this would have made more sense if I explained that MY dog is spazzing out because THEIR dog has been barking like a maniac for two hours because that's what he does whenever they're both out.

Donna: Forget the teeth. Not worth the dog waking up.

Me: Ewwwww... I think the dog will get over it faster than I'd get over having my teeth rot and fall out.