See? Elijah is TOTALLY HOT. And unstalkable. I was sitting there asking myself "so, self, now that you got what you wanted, was it worth leaving Hay River?" Hahaha, I crack me up. HELL YEAH IT WAS WORTH IT. This dude is like, twice as handsome as The Handsome One. Plus he's a badass baritone. Plus I don't know where he lives and whether his relationship sucks. (Ok, that's nonsense. I pretty much assume ALL relationships suck. I always was a romantic.) Life is good. Now let's just hope I get that call back from Home Depot this week; then I'm all set.

I think I'll set his photo as my desktop background instead of that one of The Handsome One that I downloaded off his FB profile. I mean... of course I never did that.