Still waiting for a thank-you text from the entitled woman after I did her freaking eavestroughs. Fuck that, next time she wants anything I'll give her a quote, not a hand.

Craig: Wait, you actually did it?

Megan: Craig beat me to it. I didn't think you actually did it.

Me: Well, she said water was coming through her ceiling last time it rained, and she's obviously in no condition to climb a ladder, so I thought it would be Christian to help her. There is a very fine line between being Christian and totally getting taken advantage of.