Me, to utility company via email: Yo, why haven't I received any bills since I moved into this house 68 days ago?

Utility company: Here's your bill. It's due tomorrow.


Hmmmm... Why do I suspect the roommate, who usually gets the mail first since she's home 24/7, took the bill and withheld it from me for some reason that makes sense in her weird little "if I ignore it it's not a problem" weltanschauung?