I've discovered a new pastime. I complain mournfully of my health without specifying what the problem is. People listen politely, because that's socially acceptable. Then, to make small talk, they're like "so what did the doctor say?" or something like that. And I say "strep throat" and they're like "WTF STREP THROAT IS CONTAGIOUS GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL...