Seriously, Brain, the ONE NIGHT that I have to go to bed early and wake up in the MORNING, that's the day you pick to be completely wired? Not to mention the day that I'm sick and uncomfortable and everything hurts? I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!

Allen: Sounds like a story to me.... wired how?

Me: You give me too much credit for funny adventures. My brain was just super wide awake all night for no apparent reason. Just because it's Scumbag Brain and that's what Scumbag Brain does.