Me, trying to remember my grocery list as I walk into Safeway after church: Milk, bread...

The Brain: Lemonade!

Me: Hush, Brain. I'm trying to think. Milk, bread...

The Brain: Lemonade!

Me: That's not even how it goes!!

The Brain: Oh. Right. :(


Me, arriving at the till with way more than I meant to buy because Safeway is full of delicious and affordable food, as usual: Hmmmm... Seriously, do I need to buy all this?

The Brain: Yes you do. Also, you forgot the lemonade.


Sigh... If I die of a brain aneurysm you'll know The Brain won.