Sitting in bed quietly studying. Computer turned off. Just gonna study for a while and then get a good night sleep so I can study tomorrow.

Brain: "You know how in your music book, the words for Voices of Spring are in English and Italian? And your voice teacher doesn't like your pronunciation in English OR Italian?"

Me: "And?"

Brain: "Everything else Strauss wrote is in German. It must have German words."

Me: "Brain, you're a genius. I'll look for the German version first thing tomorrow."

Brain: "You'll have forgotten by first thing tomorrow. You're getting very forgetful."

Me: "You're right. I'd better do it right away. Won't take but two minutes and then back to studying."

Brain: "Exactly."

Me: "It's so nice when we co-operate."


An hour of reading memes later... Brain: "Sucker!"

Scumbag Brain...