Me, to guest speaker at church: So how did you get to go to Cameroon?

Guest speaker: I was on the synod committee... and then I was going to Cameroon.

Regular people: go out drinking, wake up in someone's bed and don't remember how you got there. Lutherans: join a church committee, turn up in Cameroon for four months and don't remember how you got there. Did I not tell you we know how to have fun?