0800: alarm goes off. Snooze it. 0804: phone rings. WTF? Who phones me? At 0804? Ignore it. 0805: alarm goes off. Snooze it. 0807: dog is fussing. Please shut up, dog. Dog shuts up. 0810: alarm goes off. Snooze it. 0812: strange noise in my ear. Open my eyes: dog is standing there NOT fussing or making noise... but with her nose so close to me it sounds like a tornado in my ear. 0815: alarm goes off. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH! Just for that I'm not getting up! Screw you all! 0943: wake up, look at the time. Damn, I have so much stuff to do today...