Yay, minimum wage is going up to $10.70 in September! Too bad I make more than minimum wage, I could use 2% raise.

Tariq: :(

Me: I got a 1% raise in March. I suppose that's better than a write-up. (Oh wait, I got lots of write-ups in March.)

Tariq: LOL How many in June write up?

Me: None so far but I'm sure they're working on it.

Tariq: hahahaha yeah they do all the time to Elise

Me: I bet if I can get three people to give me awards they'll write me up for asking people for awards.

Tariq: hahahahaha creepy people they are

Me: They're just small little people. With a big big stack of write-up forms.