Anybody want a free dog?

Diana: Aside from the fact that HM probably doesn't tolerate children, it sounds like she and Belle (N.Ed.: Belle is Diana's three-ish year old daughter) have much in common.

Me: Why? Does Belle piss on everything and give you the time of day only when she wants something?

Ahmad: hahaha i dont want

Me: Yeah I don't want her either. She's just intolerable.

Ahmad: hehehe

Shelley: Your dog sounds like it's been taking advice from a cat

Me: I'm pretty sure cats take advice from her. I think she consults for the devil, too.

Shelley: Maybe she's the in between for the cats and the devil

Me: They're all her minions. Everyone here is just her minion. I'm just the lucky minion who gets to mop up five times a day.