Intoxicated person on street: Excuse me, are you sober?

Me: Er... yeah.

Intoxicated person: Can you write a text for me?

Me: Sure.

Intoxicated person, handing me her phone: Can you write "let's party now, nephew".

Me: Ok. (typing) There you go.

Intoxicated person: Thanks. (staggers off)

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Wow. I'm so glad my massive literacy skills could be put to use for the relief of suffering humanity.