Well, after all the trouble I went to to pay the rent, including collecting, depositing and remitting the money, putting in all the cash I had, getting a payday loan because the two idiots don't even have that kind of credit, and keeping in constant contact with the very pissed off landlord for two days, the roommates thank me by... giving me the cold shoulder. It would hurt my feelings if I had any. >8(

Diana: What's their problem?

Me: Male roommate's problem is that he's been doing contract work and having a hard time collecting his receivables. Female roommate's problem is that she has no integrity whatsoever.

Megan: I thought Female Roommate was the good one. Or did I miss a move?

Me: Female Roommate was better than the schizophrenic one at the old house, and better than the Little Princess. She's a tolerable roommate in that she doesn't make much noise. On the other hand she's always touching other people's stuff, she steals food, she doesn't pay rent on time, and she has no integrity whatsoever.