How to learn to read and write Urdu:

1. Learn all the letters.
2. Learn the sounds of the letters.
3. You can't pronounce half of them anyway.
4. Learn to recognize the letters in their modified forms when connected to other letters.
5. Learn where the letters are on the English keyboard.
6. Now learn the way the real Urdu speakers write so you don't look like a kindergartner forever.
7. And now you're still screwed because most of the vowels are missing.

The end.