How to lie successfully.

1. Do it as little as possible. Your reputation for integrity is the best cover for your lies.

2. Conversely, don't lie to somebody who suspects you. They'll notice the slightest flaw in your logic.

3. Speaking of which, keep lies absolutely logical. Nothing gives away a lie like the fact that it's blatantly impossible.

4. Never forget anything - neither the lie nor the circumstances surrounding the lie, which will allow people to judge the logic of the lie.

5. If called on it, play it absolutely cool. Freaking out will convince everyone that you really were lying.

6. Don't bother lying to someone smarter than you. They'll destroy any story you can build up.