Remember the "heavy" desk that I had to move for the Little Princess because he couldn't budge it? And then he and the other roommate dragged it into his room, scratching the hardwood floor?

New Roommate can lift it by himself. And not scratch anything.

And he did a great job on the doorknob. And I can borrow his tools. BOOYA.

Dana: OOOOOOOHHHH... and how old is he???

Me: Who cares???? He lives in my house and lets me borrow his tools. The perfect man.

Dana: ROFL!!! You crack me up!