I got a new phone. And a new phone number. And a new network. And a new plan. And it took over an hour and cost me money. And the new phone STILL WON'T LET ME INSTALL RINGTONES. Cunt. >8(

Allen: A woman that's not afraid to use the "C" word!

Me: I'm having a problem with swear inflation. The more I swear, the more the swears devalue. Then I need more and more brutal swears to keep up with it.