I hate when people are constantly posting hyperbolic updates on Facebook about how amazing their new relationship is. Not because they're in a new relationship and I'm not... just because I know that in just a few weeks or months they'll be constantly posting hyperbolic updates about how hellish their breakup is.

Caroline: Bah, c'est intéressant sur le plan scientifique, du coup. Ça permet de vérifier une loi.

Me: Une fois ou deux, oui, mais on s'en lasse vite.

Megan: I think it's unseemly. I barely correspond with my partner on Facebook. We have plenty of in-person opportunities to tell each other how we feel.

Me: Me too. In fact my dog doesn't even read my Facebook.