Toys R Us is the best birth control ever. Millions of dollars in toys, dozens of kids freaking out because their parents aren't spending enough, and not one damn thing worth spending your hard-earned money. All I wanted was a solid bloc of plastic that the sprog can't choke on and I can wipe with Lysol when he's done... maybe I should just go to PetSmart and buy him a kong.

Theresa: Pet smart is actually a pretty good source for toddler chewable toys! I agree with you about toys r us - ugh.