Me, to Pro Desk manager: You know that guy Pardeep?

Pro Desk manager, absently: Mmhm?

Me: Is he like, really clingy, or is he just really clingy with me?

Pro Desk manager: No, I think it's just you.

Me: Yeah cause every time I walk in and he's here he follows me around making conversation.

Pro Desk manager, suddenly remembering the guy is a manager: Wait - what??

Me: K bye.

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My job has its downsides but it makes me laugh.