The good roommate and I are arguing over who gets to shovel snow. There's only one shovel and a limited supply of snow and he's not leaving any for me.

Donna: Lol Elise. That's not how this argument usually plays out! Maybe one of you can wander down the street and borrow a shovel...and their snow!

Vicki: Maybe you can find a needy neighbor that needs snow shoveled

Me: Most of our neighbours have snow blowers. :(