Inside the house: too loud (TV), too humid (they ran the air conditioner who knows how long while I was out), too smelly (cooking proceeding for ages). Outside the house: too loud (neighbour listening to music while bashing things with hammer), too hot (because the side of the yard where you don't hear the neighbour isn't in the shade), too... hey, no smell! Score!

In reality I just want to go to bed.