Several excellent reasons I like Imran Khan better than the guys who hit on me.

1. Imran Khan does not have an opinion of me. Or at least he's smart enough not to share it.

2. Imran Khan does not try to impress me.

3. Imran Khan does not call or text me 17 times a day just to get attention.

4. Imran Khan NEVER tries to borrow my Economist.

5. Imran Khan does not ask me questions.

6. Imran Khan does not talk my ear off.

The perfect relationship.