One of the songs on our endless repeat of contracted crap muzak at work has the following lyrics:

'If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape'

Yeah, cause who needs Proverbs 31 when you can have a woman who likes booze and fornicates anytime, anywhere? What are you gonna say for her eulogy? "She was a demon in the sack especially when drunk"? Oh, wait, I forget, you won't be together by the time she dies.

All things considered, I think men are paying me a huge compliment by not dating me.