Boss: Can you come look at this quarter pallet?

I interrupt what I'm doing for the millionth time and go look.

Quarter pallet (in huge letters on every side): Hold for MET special project, paint train, August.

Me: It's for MET.

Boss: Well, can you look at it?

Me: I'm looking at it right now and it's for MET.

Boss: Half the time we give it to MET they say it's not their problem.

Me: I don't really care what they say. This says MET, therefore it's MET.

Boss: Just look at it.

Me: I AM looking at it and it's for MET.

Boss: Well just see what it is.

Me (walking away): It's. For. MET.


Must... Control... Fist... of... Death...