Srsly dude, you've milked this "I fell off a forklift" story more than long enough. Jack Layton died of TWO CANCERS and he didn't post photos of his sickbed all over Facebook. You're alive, you can walk, hopefully you learned something about forklifts. You're FINE. If you want to be photographed on a bed, at least give us a "come hither" pose or something.

Faiz: A funny comment, making me laugh in this morning...2 cancers lol

Me: The two cancers was tragic. The funny thing is that your Pakistani cricket players are really just French soccer players: all high drama and low scores. (Ed.: too bad this awesome cross-cultural joke is wasted on everybody.)