Sunday, June 9, 2013

Me and a big burly coworker, trying to lift a 175-lb box to shoulder height in two steps. Coworker: "One two three! (doesn't lift) Oooooooooh it's heavy! Wait wait. Ok one two three! (doesn't lift) Wait, this is heavy! One two three! (doesn't lift) Oooooooooooh... it's heavy!" FOUR TIMES the lazy bastard let me lift my side and didn't pick up his. He's lucky this isn't a construction site or there would have been some pretty intense language happening.

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