Look, Winnipeg. It's one thing to pretend you have cold weather. Maybe you think it makes you look badass when you complain about -26 C. But really, the mosquitoes? What do you gain by lying about the mosquitoes? You don't have mosquitoes, Winnipeg. You don't even know what a mosquito is. Your mosquitoes are like your winters, wimpy and harmless. Shut up or I'll give you something real to cry about.