Hey Hay River, remember how y'all told me Winnipeg sucks cause it's so COLD? Well it -16 C right now, sunny, no wind. Plus I bought locally produced MILK at the store. Neener fucking neener to you, is all I can say.

Allen: I love a good Neener Neenering! LOL Well played.

Me: Seriously, when I decided to leave Hay River I was sad at first, but they made such asses of themselves dissing Winnipeg the last three months, it made me glad to get away from them. So far, I got nothing to say against Winnipeg. (And they're having a cold snap right now when they all told me Winnipeg is so much colder... Statistics are a bitch.)

Allen: LMAO!