Finally found out the Fnord's GVWR. As I suspected, I was over by as much as 80 kg (with a full gas tank). But for all it's a Fnord, it handled the whole thing wonderfully, including The Hills. I'm sorry I spoke ill of you, Fnord. Also, this allows me to calculate that I have 650 KILOS of possessions. And here I thought I was a consumate ascetic.

Wait. Now I have 650 kg of possessions PLUS an Ikea bed.