I discovered that "Hay River" is in my new dictionary. WTF??? Is THAT how they came up with 300,000 words?? I've been robbed! On the other hand, I've also learned from my new dictionary that Hay River is governed by a nugatory council of plutocrats who haver over the irrelevant for lack of knowledge of realpolitik. Some of them are even milquetoasts. And in my dictionary, "realpolitik" is followed by "real presence." Baaaaahaha! That's hilarious! Man, life is so much more fun when you have a good dictionary.