What we all did New Year's Eve:

- The good roommate went out with his girlfriend, had a great time.
- I stayed home and studied Urdu, had a great time.
- The bitch was not invited anywhere, not even to the next door neighbour's even though she's doing him. She stayed in her room all night because she's avoiding me, so she couldn't watch TV. Nobody phoned her. Evidence suggests she had a pretty dull, lonely time.

It's nice to know that being dishonest and evil just for its own sake catches up to you sometimes.