In today's episode of "Elise's room is a giant clusterfuck": where the heck is my cell phone charger?

Donna: Right next to your violin strings.

Me: Possibly. I wonder where I put the violin strings last night after I found them.

Donna: Make sure they are not wrapped around one of your roomies neck!

Me: No, I think I'd remember that. (Later.) Ok. Totally not where I should have put it, but I found the charger. And the violin strings are in my music bag. Everything is copacetic. Well, except the roommate, of course.