Me, having a meeting with my pastor who has a Master's degree on Islam: Didn't Jesus say "go, sell what you own, and give the money to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; then come, follow me"? (Mark 10:21)

My pastor: Oh, you know Jesus always liked to exaggerate.

Me: (blank silence) You know what *I* like about Islam? They actually believe what they say they believe.

My pastor: Well they certainly do a better job of explaining it.


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Yeah. Well that's a start. Cause I'm not understanding why I just listened to SIX FREAKING SERMONS on Christmas which we know is a fabrication, and now you're gonna tell me that Jesus was a liar.

Lately I've been wondering if I should be visiting other churches.