So I was on my way out at work and I could see the pretty boy from Paints talking to someone who was out of my line of sight, and judging by his facial expression and body language, he was totally smitten with her. Then I passed the aisle that was blocking my view and I saw that luckily for him, she seems almost equally smitten. And by "she" I mean the new guy from my team. Hmmmmmmm... well now I understand why he's so hostile to me. He's just jealous because all the boys on our team think I'm prettier than him.