Me at voice lesson: The difficulty with this aria is that the character is a teenaged boy discovering his sexuality, and I'm a devout, celibate [my real age] woman.

Voice teacher: You WHAT????

Me: What?

Voice teacher: You're how old?

Me: [my real age]

Voice teacher: You're not.

Me: Yeah, I am.

Voice teacher: Seriously?

Me: That's what it says on my driver's license.

Voice teacher: No way.

Me, handing her my driver's license: Yeah, that's what it says.

Voice teacher: Wow. Holy crap. Really. Wow.

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Yep, I'm THAT old.