Things that get said in my voice lessons.

- I wish I had a ruler so I could smack you with it.

- Stop smiling! We don't smile in here.

- Wait - I breathed backwards.

- It sounds like the muscles at the back of your tongue are pulling back.

- You're getting "singer's hands".

- What did you do wrong?
- I smiled. :(

- Imagine you're fat.
- My waist is a big tire that's slowly expanding?
- No, REALLY fat! Like a soprano!

- I'm meeeeeelting!
- Excellent.

- This would be a lot easier at the barre.

- Slide!