Me, with a skid of table saws, to coworker monopolizing the Order Picker: Yo, lend me the Order Picker for a minute so I can work these table saws.

Coworker: Ok. Oh wait, that's the same saw I hurt my back with. So what I usually do with them is...

Me: If you hurt your back doing it, shouldn't you do it a different way?

Coworker: Meh. It will be fine.

Sigh...