A manager at work: Are you computer savvy?

Me (suspicious): Depends what you need.

Manager, looking blankly at the Microsoft Office icons: I want to make a sign with a line around the page. Like, you know, about an inch in?

Me: Microsoft Word.

Microsoft Word: Yes, Dave.

Me: Page layout → Page Borders → Box → OK

Microsoft Word: Yes, Dave.

Manager: OMG THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!

Me (joking): Yay, I get an award!

Manager: Damn rights!

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Srsly???????

So I got an award for putting a border around a page in MS Word. Now I'll do just about anything for an award since they have a cash value, but getting an award for that makes my job sound way too easy.