My boss's boss, shouting across the floor during the weekly scan: OUR PACKDOWN NUMBERS AREN'T LOOKING GOOD!!

Hardware DS: What?

Boss's boss: 108. (Ed.: the lower, the better. Target is 150.)

Hardware DS: So... that's good?

Boss's boss: NO!!!! THEY'LL TAKE ONE LOOK AT IT AND KNOW WE'RE SCREWING WITH IT! FIND MORE!

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Hmmmmm.... What exactly makes you think they WON'T know?