Me, listening to Tariq recite in Arabic. When suddenly... The Brain translated three words in a row.

Me: Brain, I'd like to remind you that you don't know Arabic.

The Brain: I am a trafficker of information. I know everything I can. The question is, do YOU know.

Me: Brain, be quiet.

The Brain: Can we get an Arabic podcast for work?

Me: No.

The Brain: Why not?

Me: Because I said.

The Brain: Nazi.